Nothing like quantifying my magic system. That’ll make it totally mysterious and exciting

Gonna write a book where the language is dancing or something, so for some random reason it will always seem like I’m arbitarily writing how a person moves while they’re talking, but little will the reader know that Johnny scratching his crotch with a leg twitch is actually what I translated into dialogue to say “I love you, but I’m not comfortable talking about this”


this is the best thing i’ve ever made 

(via biodick)





And if you’re still up at 4 a.m.,

you are in love or lonely,

and I don’t know which one is worse.


im looking up dragon ball z trivia

actually I’m procrastinating on school work

I’m just reading and about to take my dog for a walk

(Source: absentions)


"this has no lyrical content and its garbage"

shut up bitch im tryna get wild not contemplate my existence

(via cynic-in-green)




once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

it looks like the cover of the great gatsby


now it is the cover of the great gatsby

(via biodick)

Thought of some great ideas for the in-class essay/exam I have to do tomorrow while pooping

I am so ready for this exam



never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

(via man-or-superman)

OK yes time for a hot bath, reading some Clariel, then probs a bit of productivity. Night all!


Bronies need to look at this picture for 24 hours straight

(Source: punishedzergface, via biodick)