My Thoughts on the Hugo Awards
Joe Abercrombie’s thoughts on the Hugo Awards
One of the stories on the news tonight was about fourth graders selling each other pot on the playground for $11 and I was just like
Is this an episode of South Park
What the shit when I was in fourth grade and heard about my brother doing pot in the backyard I thought of him and his friends around a giant witches cauldron and had no idea what it even was for years.
WHAT THE FUCK ROLLO
okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers
"what the fuck is a nickelback"
It’s what you get when you go to a 50 Cent concert at 10% off
I thought I had a lot to eat, but really all I had today was breakfast/lunch then a sub at 5 and half a pizza at 9ish. Eh guess I’m gonna go make a bagel or something now because food glorious food and I’m gonna make sure to start training again friday or something.
Super fun ending that had me laughing and giggling and with a nice cute ending AND THEN THE LAST 10 SECONDS DESTROYED IT